dilluns, de setembre 17, 2012

Definitions of Designations


  • Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month
  • Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  • Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  • Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby
  • Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
  • Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources
  • Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months 
  • Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby
  • Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby
  • HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby in given 9 months